ROUND TABLE RUNHotelli Vantaa

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🪙 coins · ▲ jump · ▼ slide · ◀ ▶ swerve · turn at junctions or die

HOW TO PLAY

Survive the corridors of Hotelli Vantaa.

Controls

◀ ▶Swerve across 3 lanes — swipe or arrow keys.
▲ ▼Jump (up) over low hazards, Slide (down) under high ones.
↩At a junction an arrow shows — flick ◀ ▶ to TURN. Miss it and you're caught.

Hazards — read & react

🥴Passed-out drunk on the floor → JUMP over him.
🪩Hanging disco ball → SLIDE under it.
🕴️Bouncer blocking a lane → SWERVE around — touching him is an instant bust, not just a stumble.
🍸Waitress sweeping across the lanes → dodge her path.
🌫️Fog machine → a blinding burst (no contact, just panic).
🍾Absinth bottle → avoid it! a swig lags your controls for a while.

Survival

⚠️One stumble is survivable — a second stumble before you recover = caught.
👮The Sakottaja chases you and looms closer every time you stumble.
💀Get caught → carted off to Itä-Uudenmaan Poliisivankila. Run over.

Loot

🪙Rondel coins — gold / red / blue = 1 / 2 / 3 points. Run through them.
💳S-Bonuscard → magnet that pulls coins to you.
🥃Gin & Tonic → speed burst + shrug off hits.
🛡️Condom → blocks the next hit, once.

Score

📏Score = metres + coins. You speed up the longer you survive; your best is saved per name.

🌟 The secret Jallu

🍾Run deep enough and — very rarely — the legendary Yhden Tähden Jallu reveals itself. Find it for a personal celebration. No points, pure glory. 🤫